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| Not all is bad being a Technical PM, sales reps from different vendors contact you and try to bribe you. | |
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| You really ought to buy our new java development tool. It creates code at a phase never seen before! | |
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| Some are more professional than others. | |
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| And aschh I *hick* saiizz itsch alscho kompatibel with VAX/VMS and other J2EE platforms. Have you seen my pantsch? *hick* | |
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| And others just make you go hmmmmm! | |
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| You may abuse me in any way, as long as you buy our products. Our tools are aimed at ANALyzing the code for performance bottlenecks! | |
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