CC 153: Aliens Ate My Comic

Author: bonwag

Date: November 14, 2002

by bonwag
11-14-02
Roswell, 2002
(AWAKE_IN_FRIGHT!) Who the hell are you? How did you get in here?
I'm a friend. In return for your mortal - yet alien - soul, I can break you out of this rat infested hell-hole.
Gosh. I've already sold my soul to the underworld spirits of my home planet. Why are you interested in my soul?
Two words: Expansion Plans. Look, just sign here, and we'll have our demons speak to your demons.
(SIGNING_IN GREEN_BLOOD!) Done. But what about my lovelies? Who's excretia will they eat now? Woe!
Soooo many cute little rats.