CC 159: Jolly Old St. Nick Gets His Come-Uppance

Author: bonwag

Date: December 16, 2002

by bonwag
12-16-02
This is going to be sooo sweet. I got, like, totally ripped off last year. Dreamcast, indeed. Santa, you're a heartless sack of...
Santa Claus must not go back to Cindy's. He will be in mortal danger.
Ho Ho Ho. Nonsense. Here, let me smack you around the head, too. that looks like fun.
Let's see what ol' 'Red, Wide and Bloated' thinks of my new 'Whomping Willow(tm)' christmas tree.
RAAAR!!!