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Surgeon General's warning:
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| Hey, stop doing that. It's frickin' dangerous. | |
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Polyester trousers, particularly 'baggy-style' varieties,...
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| You've been 'adjusting' for the last half hour. | |
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have been known to combust in the presence of static electricity.
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| Oh, right. Uh-huh. There you go. I was reading about this just the other day. Jerk. | |
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