CC 166: Le Pantalon Sur Le Feu

Author: bonwag

Date: January 21, 2003

by bonwag
1-21-03
Surgeon General's warning:
Hey, stop doing that. It's frickin' dangerous.
I'm adjusting.
Polyester trousers, particularly 'baggy-style' varieties,...
You've been 'adjusting' for the last half hour.
It's a big job.
have been known to combust in the presence of static electricity.
Oh, right. Uh-huh. There you go. I was reading about this just the other day. Jerk.
(BURNING!)