CC 171: All Your Wish Are Belong To Us

Author: bonwag

Date: February 19, 2003

by bonwag
2-19-03
Thank you for rescuing me from a largely irrelevant but imminent danger. I can grant you three wishes.
I wish for the exclusive ability to make the best, most universally beneficial wish possible.
Done.
Cool. So I'm the only one who has this knowledge? No one else?
Nope. By the terms of your wish, it's your exclusive.
Heh. What a shame I'm a selfish bastard. Goodbye, cruel world.