CC 172: Warney BANNED

Author: bonwag

Date: February 23, 2003

by bonwag
2-23-03
One fine day in front of the cameras, following a cricket doping committee ruling
I can't believe I've been BANNED. Me? BANNED? It's unthinkable! It's unfair! It's ME, everyone!
But you admit you took a prohibited drug.
But it was only a little dieting pill to make me look better for the cameras. I didn't know it was on the BANNED list.
So, what's your argument? We should feel sorry for you? That the drug shouldn't be on the BANNED list? What?
Do I look good right now? Am I ripped?
Well, whatever it was, it certainly isn't performance-enhancing.