CC149: A lesson from the Book of Ethel

Author: bonwag

Date: October 21, 2002

by bonwag
10-21-02
Ethel 3:1 And it came to pass that dinosaurs gained the gift of speech which the LORD had confiscated from his people at the Tower of Babel
Mee-sa no dink you should bee-a smokin, Earl. You-sa gonna die!
I am the mighty Megalosaurus, the king of the dinosaurs!
Ethel 3:2 And he saw that it was bad. The fans could not accept the notion of talking lizards. The LORD decided to minimise their screen-time.
Ethel 3:3. The LORD spake: "Fans are very opinionated, and that's good. But I can't make a planet for fans."