Don't do it

Author: boohoo

Date: January 4, 2003

by boohoo
1-04-03
Dammit! PETER! How many times did I tell you that masturbating is BAD?!?
Sorry father... This will be the last time I'm doing it, I swear!
3 days later...
DAMN! PETER!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING? It's 3AM and you're hiding in the woods to masturbate?! When will you ever listen to me?! At least you're not fingering yourself!
Sorry! I can't control my sexual desire!
HOLY SHIT.
Ooh yea.. that's it that's it! uh uh YEA!