retard's cousin Botard 2

Author: botard

Date: February 26, 2004

by botard
2-26-04
I used to get into fights with speakers all the time. Usually they would win. And my ass was always sore afterwards.
By speakers I mean those things that attach to your stereo and go 'ba dum ba dum ba dum' a lot. Sometimes it does other stuff but I forgot.
After the last fight we had, I got up, put a band-aid on my ass, and we both sat down and smoked a couple of cigarettes. We reminisced about the time Marv Albert turned out to be a perv.
Then the speaker was like, "We should call him Perv Albert from now on!"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
(The last time I laughed this hard a space shuttle crashed.)