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| I had a bellyache earlier. I think it's because I kept trying to taste my own farts. | |
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| But that didn't work either, so I tried to eat other people's farts. I figured I'd just be swallowing air, so how bad could it be? | |
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| But I forgot that farts are the air that surrounds your shit sometimes. So every big gulp of fart I swallowed probably made millions of tiny poop creatures go in my belly. | |
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| And that would suck, because all the foreign poop creatures would breed with the native poop creatures, and the purity of my poop creatures' ancestry will be tarnished! | |
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| So I'm just gonna have to poop 'em all out and start over. That'll teach 'em! | |
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| (Once I slept with a fat hooker, but it was platonic) | |
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