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by boz48730
10-17-02
Officer Dooby writes up Friggles the Clown
city ordinance 103-1A ...
I wish I was a squirrel, I wish I was a squirrel ...
clowning without a license
I wish I was a squirrel, I wish I was a squirrel ...
Great Minds think alike
I wish I had some nuts, I wish I had some nuts, ...
I wish I had some nuts, I wish I had some nuts ...

 

by boz48730
10-17-02
Friggles thoughts on clowning
I'm not as funny as Bozo, I can live with that, I really can.
There is nothing I'd rather be than a clown.
I SAID CLOWN, NOT CLONE!!!
I SAID CLOWN, NOT CLONE!!!

 

by boz48730
10-17-02
... Meanwhile back at the ranch
I must control these urges
I'm so cool, and he is so lame
I must hold on-till-the-drugs-kick in
When my posse shows up, we'll 'pants him. w00t.
Gaaaaaaaaa, it's no use ... 2,4,6,8, make this back street boy self-immolate

 

by boz48730
10-18-02
A surreal encounter
Is this a dream?
Hello Mr. Clown. I like clowns. They make me laugh.
.. or is it???
Am I loved? Am I really loved?
Do you know Bozo? I love Bozo.
same-o, same-o
Sigh-hhhhhh
Is that one of the Backstreet Boys??? WHOOOOOOSH!!!!!

 

by boz48730
10-18-02
A routine bust gone very very bad
Little does Office Dooby know I slipped a mind expanding drug into his coffee.
Hard to believe they went to High School together
You have the right to remain ........ screeeeeeeeee, vroooooooooo, badabadabada , errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm
Colors, the pretty, pretty colors
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Angie Dickinson-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. I am the eggman. I am the eggman. I am the doughnut. Coo-coo-caaa-chooooooooo!!!
I think they've kicked in.

 

by boz48730
10-18-02
Friggles stops to ponder
Am I boz's alter-ego?
Better you than me, sport!
What is the meaning of life? If a tree falls ... I was sad because I had no shoes ... give a man a fish ... Ich bin ein Berliner.
I've been hanging around waiting for that cable guy all day.
I like ice cream.
Hey clown, you have any Bactine?

 

by boz48730
10-18-02
Hello everyone. I am stepping out of character to apologize for any errors that may have been made in any of the strips bearing my name.
Perhaps I should have paid closer attention to the everyday coming and goings of the strip, but I am an artist after all.
Friggles true feelings emerge
((((Blank))))
((((Null))))
((((Void))))
I like ice cream with chocolate syrup.

 

by boz48730
10-18-02
Beau Pantaloons, neighborhood sharpie enters stage left ...
I am the man, doobie doobie doooo, in my zebra jacket and my puke green pants, doobie dobbie doooo
? ¿ ?
Groovy threads dude!
¿
... exit stage right
¿?¿
Swish-hhhhh, he shoots, he scores.

 

by boz48730
10-18-02
Spilf The WonderDog is upset
You call this show business? I was born to act.
Ah yes, the classics. Shakespeare, Shaw, Ibsen. Ibsen, I was born to play Ibsen!
... and with good reason
He could at least show me the consideration of showing up on time.
&%#@ sideshow freak!!!
Friggles, you've some 'splainin' to do
C'mere, I wanna bite you.
I have gum on my shoe

 

by boz48730
10-18-02
A packed stadium listens, stunned and silent
Today-y-y-y-y-y-y, I am the luckiest clown-n-n-n-n-n-n, on the face-e-e-e-e-e of the earth-h-h-h-h-h-h-h
meanwhile in the park.....
Today-y-y-y-y-y-y-y ..........
It just isn't the same on tv as it in person.
and a home in suburban Bevelton
He has gum on his shoe.
y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y ........

 

by boz48730
10-19-02
I so envy him.
Everything is black and white.
Shades of grey baby. Shades of grey
(((((Boin-gggg)))))
Where did I leave that ANAL PROBE???

 

by boz48730
10-19-02
Bongo rues the fact he was Groening's first born
Mmmmmm, porkchops((slobber))
Was I not pretty enough?
The fame, the money, the chicks, the Butterfinger commercials ...
Eat my shorts!
He-he-he-he. That Bart sure is funny. Wait a sec .... Wasn't that my line???
Bongo is off for another night in "what could have been" purgatory
Hi-diddily-eye neighbor.
Curse you Matt Groening! I'm off for another night in hell with the two Corey's.

 

by boz48730
10-19-02
As night begins to fall on suburban Bevelton...
geez-o- pete, check out the package on that clown!
How come all the good men are ...
... all eyes are on Friggle's (ahem) nether regions.
I have kittens in my trousers.
Or are they?????
either gay or clowns?
How come all the easy women have purple hair and glasses?

 

by boz48730
10-21-02
Hi girls!
Hi boz!!!
Hi boz!!!
That's awfully sweet of you.
You're our favorite, you know that don't you.
Yeah, you're aces to us.
No way Jose. It's Act 2 Kettle Corn microwave popcorn. My fave.
So, you're not going to offer us any of that popcorn, are you?
Jerk.

 

by boz48730
10-21-02
Boz, why don't you let me talk?
A mute clown is a much more tragic figure...
Yes, I believe you're correct. All the greatest heros were tragic heros. (Chest swelling with pride.)
... and because in the first strip I did, I hit the thought button by mistake.
I have pudding in my hat.
I know you do, I put it there.

 

by boz48730
10-25-02
Friggles, it's been a couple days, where 'ya been?
Hi boz, yeah, I've been sick.
Sick???????
yeah, I've been suffering from delusions.....
I thought I was funny.
(forehead slap) Doh-hhh!!!

 

by boz48730
10-06-03
Hi boz, it's me Friggles the Clown, or is it Fraggles?
Hiya Frig!!
It's been a long time ...
Is that a kitten in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
It's a kitten
zzz-zzzzzz

 

by boz48730
5-29-04
Jonnie meets Belle for the first time
Hi, I'm Jonnie.
I'm losing my grip on reality.
Can you direct me to the nearest truck stop?
Even if I squint I can't make him look like Martin Sheen
Do you know Boz?
I wonder if he knows Boz.

 

by boz48730
5-31-04
I would never want to be a bother, but I am looking for my good Friend Mr. Jonnie, perhaps you know him as Mr. Amish Jonnie, Yes, no???
What a fine bedroom Mr. Jonnie has, it is much like the bedroom Mr. Jonnie and I once shared many years ago. So organized, just like Mr. Jonnie.
If Mr. Jonnie makes himself available will you please to inform him that his trusted friend YaYa has made inquiries. Yes, no?

 

by boz48730
6-03-04
Boz comes home from doing whatever the fuck he does all day to find ...
Ohhh, Looooo-cy I'm home
Oh goodness, oh goodness, oh goodness, You must be the Mr. Boz that Mr. Jonnie has told me so much about. Indeed yes, it is very true, you are most god-like just like Mr. Jonnie said. Oh my yes.
For chrissakes, not another one of Jonnie's friends. Hey look, Jonnie's not here, he's in India, or Iowa, or Katmandu, or someplace ... or maybe he's just hiding under the bed.
Oh such marvelous wit you have Mr. Boz, Mr. Jonnie was indeed right about you. Please let me introduce myself. I am Mr Jonnie's trusted friend YaYa. Indeed, indeed.
Holy shit!!! Jonnie wasn't making this up, there really is a YaYa, he's not just a figment of Jonnie's twisted mind ... HEY BELLE, YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS !!!
I'M WATCHING THE WEST WING MARATHON !!! WHAT IS IT??? OMG, OMG, DID MY MARTIN SHEEN BLOW-UP DOLL FINALLY GET HERE ... OR IS IT A MONKEY!!!

 

by boz48730
6-03-04
Boz goes to talk to belle
God, you'll never believe who I just saw ... This is your room, damn, no wonder you keep it locked all the time!!!
I KEEP IT LOCKED TO KEEP THE TOASTER OUT ... TOM SLOANE, WAS IT TOM SLOANE, YOU KNOW JANE'S BOYFRIEND THAT DARIA DIDN'T STEAL, WAS IT HIM, WAS IT, HUH, HUH, HUH???
Nah, better yet, let me give you a hint ... What's black and white and red all over???
THAT'S EASY, YAYA AND JONNIE IN A VAT OF CHERRY JELLO! OMG, DON'T TELL ME YAYA REALLY EXISTS!!! I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS JUST A FIGMENT OF ....
... yeah, yeah, yeah, he's real, and he's here, he's in Jonnie's room and ...
A-HA-HA-HA, THIS'LL BE BETTER THAN A FACTS OF LIFE RE-UNION SPECIAL ... WHOOOOOOOOSH!!!!

 

by boz48730
6-04-04
Belle meets YaYa
HEY YAYA, I'VE GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU!
Oh my gracious, you must be the Missy Belle that Mister Jonnie is so fond of, but yes, yes, yes, you are as adorable as a ...
Oh-oh, I smell trouble!
... YEAH, SURE WHATEVER, HEY YAYA, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO CINCINNATI???
Oh what a cute little voice you have Missy Belle. Cincinnati, why yes, yes, yes, Mr. Jonnie and I have taken the Steamer to Cincinnati many, many, times.
This can't be good
HEY BOZ!!! I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!!! SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Dear, dear, what a strange little girl Missy Belle is, she left before I could tell her about the wonderful truck rides Mr. Jonnie and I used to take. Sighhh, I wonder where Mr. Jonnie is, indeed?

 

by boz48730
6-05-04
Meanwhile, on the flight back from Gilliomville Jonnie volunteers to fly the plane ...
Woo hoo, hey everybody this is Cap'n Jonnie and I'll be your pilot this evening ... Man, I love planes, you meet so many interesting people. I remember the first time I ever flew on a plane.
Me and my good friend YaYa were flying up to Alaska to lay a little pipeline
Um, yeah, Alaskan pipeline is a codeword for ... well, trust me, you don't want to know
Damn, I miss the Ya-meister, he was so clean, and polite.
Oh-oh, I didn't see that coming, maybe I'd better start paying a little more attention.
Oh Jonnie, not again!!!
Houston, we've got a problem. Man, I hate when this happens.
So anyway, YaYa and I walk into this bar, an Amish bar and .....

 

by boz48730
6-06-04
Jonnie's home !!!
"Indiana wants me, lord I can't go back there, Indiana wants me, lord I can't go back there." Hey, everyone, I'm home! Hmm, what gives, no ones home.
Dear me, dear me, dear me, I'd know that singing voice anywhere ... Mister Jonnie is home, goodness, goodness, I hope I don't look a fright.
As Jonnie heads back to his room little does he suspect ...
WooHoo, no one's home, that means one thing ... I'm gonna steal me some panties and go buck naked swimming! Life is sweet when your name is Jonnie!
Ooooh, what a wonderous thing, Mister Jonnie remembers our favorite "steal the panties and buck naked swimming" game. I hope I look as pleasant as Mr. Jonnie recalls. My, my, oh my.
The wait is over.
WTF!!! Yaya, is that you, I thought ... I mean ... errrr ... umm ... I mean didn't you get deported, heh heh heh???
Oh no, no, no, Mr. Jonnie, it turns out that steaming is only a misdemeanor in Cincinnati, I got a fine and probation, that's all. Oh Mr. Jonnie, you've lost weight, indeed it is true.

 

by boz48730
2-20-05
It appears that AmyJo and Boz have hit it off right away
So anyway, I'm positive that Melville was talking about man's struggle with his inner demons blah, blah, blah ...
She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini for the first time to day
The sparks are really flying now
And you know I don't think you can really find true enlightenment until blah, blah
Sittin' on the dock of the bay, wastin' time-e-e-e-e
Holy crap, look at the feet on her!!!
I mean really, the cinema of today can not hold a candle to blah, blah, blah
I am woman hear me roar, with numbers too big to ignore

 

Sorry, I couldn't flush.
Sorry, I'm so groovy.
by boz48730, 9-29-08

 

Sorry, I couldn't flush.
Sorry, I'm so groovy.
by boz48730, 9-29-08

 

Looks like Jesus is having a rough first day on the job.
Next time you need to use my stapler, ask first ... m'kay.
by boz48730, 9-30-08

 

by boz48730
10-01-08
Ladies and gentlemen let's hear a big round of applause for the Son of God ... JESUS CHRIST !!!
I'm sitting in an airport waiting for a flight, and this guy goes running by and he trips ...
... and he screams out JESUS CHRIST, BE CAREFUL WITH THAT CROSS, I COULD'VE BROKEN MY FUCKING LEG ...
... Then I said, you don't have to yell, I'm just being crucified, I'm not deaf.

 

by boz48730
10-02-08
Hey, Bob, you awake?
Hmmm, what, yeah.
Do you remember that Seinfeld episode where everything was yadda, yadda, yadda.
Yeah, that was one of my favorites.
Well, yadda, yadda, yadda, this!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA, JESUS CHRIST, YOU CRACK ME UP!

 

by boz48730
10-02-08
Jesus gets the bad news ...
By a vote of 8 to 0, Jesus, your tribemates have voted you off Survivor Island.
One of Jesus's tribemates speaks ...
Jesus, it had nothing to do with your cross dragging you down on the challenges. The rest of us just thought you were a total asshole.

 

Who knew that she had to hire them!!!
Excuse me officer, I'm late for a photo shoot. Can you direct me to bizzareland's house?
by boz48730, 10-02-08

 

Who knew she had to pay them!
Excuse me officer, I'm late for a photo shoot, could you direct me to bizarreland's house?
by boz48730, 10-02-08

 

by boz48730
10-03-08
So, this is what Jesus would do.
Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh Mary-Kate and Ashley, Mary-Kate and Ashley, Mary-Kate and Ashley, ooooh, oooooh, ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh, oooh, oooh ...
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god ... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
It was so much easier when I could use my hands.

 

Hi, I'm Cephallus, and as usual I have nothing to say, and I will take the next thirty minutes to say it.
by boz48730, 10-05-08

 

by boz48730
10-10-08
(tap, tap, tap) Testing, testing, 1,2,3, testing, testing ... Is this thing on?
Hello, Boz here. I'd like to remind everybody, if you drink, don't drive, if you drive, don't drink, if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands ...
Ummmm, did I ever tell you about the time when I was in high school and had a blind date with the queen of the gypsies ... no, seriously ...
What a load of crap. I'm outta here......

 

Ok Mac, I'm not trying to crucify you, but the sign on the door specifically said "no shirt, no shoes, no service" and "all crosses must be checked at the door" I'm going to have to write you up.
Dammit, if my old man finds out about this ...
by boz48730, 10-11-08

 

by boz48730
10-11-08
ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
Why does it always start ringing as soon as I get in the can?
Hey, this is JC. I'm all hung up and can't come to the phone right now, so if you'd leave a short message after the sound of the hallelujah chorus...
I swear to god, as soon as my trust fund kicks in I'm getting an iPhone.

 

by boz48730
10-19-08
Hmmm, what is AlexV up to today?
Hey, you, stray cat, wanna earn a quick twenty bucks?
This doesn't involve Richard Gere's ass, does it?
Oh oh, this doesn't sound good.
No, no, no, it's nothing like that. There's this woman I'm trying to impress, and you know, I thought it might make me more lovable if ...
... if you had a cat, and chicks like men who like cats, it's the whole I'm a man, but I know what it's like to have a vagina syndrome, am I right?
DOH!!!
Huh, yeah, I guess, so would you mind if I ummm held you, and wrote "HI Curly" on your chest in magic marker?
Dude, you had me after "HI CURLY" let's rock!

 

by boz48730
10-21-08
Boz, the serious student, doesn't have time for television.
I'd better get back to work on my Economics term paper.
EDITH, GET ME A BEER!
Don't work too hard Boz.
It counts for half the grade.
Daddy, you shouldn't yell at Ma like that, and why can't you get your own beer?
Doh!!!
Hehehe, Gloria's not wearing a bra. (((Boing))) Ummmmm, I guess I can take a little break, yeah.
Stifle it little girl!!!

 

by boz48730
8-08-09
alexv logs on to buzznet ...
I wonder what's happening on buzznet today?
Hey, boz here...
Oh great, I love boz's videos, they are always so whimsical yet insightful.
What do you get when you cross alexv with a chicken? A pissed off chicken!!!
GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE.
... I mean a short, bald pissed off chicken!!!

 

by boz48730
8-09-09
Devil666 has added you as a friend.
LAH-VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Snicker, snicker, snicker.
HEY DAWN DAWN DAWN DAWN DAWN DAWN DAWN DAWN DAWN!!!
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !
*SNORT* *SNORT* *SNORT*
It's funny because it's so mother fuckin' true. (and her mother fuckin boobies too ... snicker snicker snicker)

 

by boz48730
8-09-09
It's Curly's first day. Let's listen in.
Attention class. When I stop by your desk tell me your name and what you would like to do with your life.
I'm Bruno and I would like to be a doctor.
I'm Hilda and I want to be a scientist.
My name is Jason and ...
Yeah, ah, sure, whatever, go gotta go now, bye!!!

 

by boz48730
5-14-16

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