Jesus get's a phone call

Author: boz48730

Date: October 11, 2008

by boz48730
10-11-08
ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
Why does it always start ringing as soon as I get in the can?
Hey, this is JC. I'm all hung up and can't come to the phone right now, so if you'd leave a short message after the sound of the hallelujah chorus...
I swear to god, as soon as my trust fund kicks in I'm getting an iPhone.