the cop v jesus

Author: bradfordknights

Date: February 21, 2005

by bradfordknights
2-21-05
Officer Vanderflapper is on the case.
so what is your name?
Jesus Christ
well let's see...we have a warrant for a Jesus Sanchez, that sounds close, i think you're using an ailias.
no, my social security number is 123-23-1232
well that's only 9 digits off, i think we're going to have to book you.
get me down from here and i'll take the mexican warrant.