All comics by brendanvise

 

by brendanvise
7-27-19
do like this!
your hammer? In the self?
yeah
yeah
And it was good.
well actually, i'd rather not

 

by brendanvise
7-27-19
So that girl totally got fired from Hot topic.
uh ok
...she was never 'scene' again
HAHAHAHAHA Riiiiiigggghht???
Fuck you

 

by brendanvise
7-27-19
bringing flowers to a funeral for a dead tree would be really inappropriate, ya know Glenn?
im gonna go now
basically like bringing a bouquet of penises to your funeral, ya know?
Glenn?
YOU'RE PROMOTED!

 

by brendanvise
7-27-19
you know many people say that easter is just some middle eastern bullshit. many people
okay? okay? its sad!
bing bada boom bye byyyeeee

 

by brendanvise
7-27-19
ok captain its some sort of apeshifter
i better not metal with it, i cant get a reading
aw jihad it there for a second

 

by brendanvise
7-27-19
i heard da best place t' get a hoagie is down at the shore
oh?
it's because of all the sand which is there
...
ALL OF THE SANDWICHES THERE!!!
oh i get it sorry, im a kinda slow

 

by brendanvise
10-19-19
need more room in my my spacesuit for my huge dong
oh...
i'm suffering from restless third leg syndrome
you've the same predicament as a poor person's house..
no ballroom

 

by brendanvise
11-06-19
Stolen valor! Stolen Valor! This guy's not a real troooop!
wut? no. fuck you
Sir! Sir! I'm just doing an investigation! Don't be salty.
You're goddamn right I am!
I'm a seasoned veteran.

 

by brendanvise
10-25-20
Welcome to heaven
bullshoot. I wanna see me dad
fine
what happened to you
well actually, i'd rather not

 

by brendanvise
10-25-20
Welcome to heaven
bullshoot. I wanna see me dad
fine
what happened to you
well actually, i'd rather not

 

by brendanvise
10-25-20
Welcome to heaven
bullshoot. I wanna see me dad
fine
what happened to you
well actually, i'd rather not

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