You do realise I haven't got a true sense of humor.

Author: bruised

Date: January 16, 2003

by bruised
1-16-03
Jesuses, I am displeased with the state of this world. I have destroyed it in only the most righteous of ways, for I am just.
So Kwan Yin, Siddhartha, and L. Ron Hubbard walk into a bar...
Oh shit, Gad's here!
I set you two here to inspire mankind to kiss my ass as willingly as you do, yet I am recieving no praise. So being the whiney crybaby I am, I'm killing you both. Again.
Ah, yes, you are truly wise to blow the shit out of creation. Kudos!
Always look on the bright side of life *whistles*
And now to reshape the earth into the greatness it was before I.. er, I mean Man fucked it up.
AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!
Oh shit! There goes the planet.