Hello, my name is Bruised

Author: bruised

Date: January 18, 2003

by bruised
1-18-03
Yeah, that's the dirty stuff I like...
Oh, uh, hello rare and infrequently frequentor of the painful Bruised Comic.
*shuffle shuffle* *turn* shuffle shuffle*
I wish to introduce myself. I am Bruised, your ever cheery creator of crap.
I have violent mood swings. I have low self esteem...
AND THERE'S A FUCKING RAT ON MY FOOT!!
*squeek!*