A Double Standard #1

Author: brycekain

Date: February 21, 2010

by brycekain
2-21-10
YOU'RE my BABYSITTER??
Yeah, so what?
But you look so...
Listen, you little turd. I only swallow before Midnight, so get your ass upstairs.
I think I love you.
Yeah yeah. Satan works in mysterious ways. I'll go get the Kool Whip and the speculum.