A Double Standard #2

Author: brycekain

Date: February 21, 2010

by brycekain
2-21-10
YOU'RE my BABYSITTER??
Yeah, so what?
But you look so...
Listen, you little turd. I only swallow before Midnight, so get your ass upstairs.
AHA! It is I, Chris Hansen!
Yeah yeah. Satan works in mysterious ways. I'll go get the Kool Whip and the speculum.