Jesus Christ: Advice Counselor

Author: brycekain

Date: February 21, 2010

by brycekain
2-21-10
Jesus, I used to be funny when I was AtheistDiary. What happened?
You went through anger management three times, sobered up, and now you aren't as volatile.
So what you're saying is in order for me to become funny again I need to get shit faced and beat up some retarded hookers?
Exactly.
You've changed, man.
I'VE BEEN NAILED TO PLYWOOD FOR 2,000 YEARS! WHAT THE FUCK YOU EXPECT ME TO DO; SHIT DAISIES AND SING KUMBAYA??