Thou Shall Not Worship False Idols

Author: brycekain

Date: March 3, 2010

by brycekain
3-03-10
Good morning, my son. Have you thought about giving your soul to Jesus?
*SLAM!*
Good afternoon. Would you like to pray for--
*SLAM!*
WORSHIP ME OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah...the one TRUE religion!