Won't You Feed the Chitlins?

Author: brycekain

Date: March 25, 2010

by brycekain
3-25-10
This is little Maria. Her home is an impoverished village where disease is common. She'll be lucky to live the rest of the week. Won't you give --
Hey aren't you the famous actor Alan Sader?
Uh...
From Evan Almighty? And Dawson's Creek? And Matlock? And King Kong Lives?
Why?
Why don't YOU give me some money, you rich son of a bitch?? You're standing right in front of me!!