COMIC CUP XIV: An Error in Comedy

Author: brycekain

Date: April 30, 2010

by brycekain
4-30-10
Thy kindey stones hang flacid in thine fatty tissues, Sir Ham!
Thou dost mocketh me, young lad. Hold thy tongue or a lashing from gristle and lard ye shall receive!
Thy threats do maketh mine testicles ache with pain from a sound so uproarious in mine belly. Thy future be graven if things be taken careth not.
Could be the end is this? With words of ridicule and mockery and thy, and thine, and thoust?
Huh?
Fuck it. Cut em off.