Return of the Kain

Author: brycekain

Date: May 22, 2012

by brycekain
5-22-12
Bryce, where the hell have you BEEN? It's been forever since you've done a comic!
Really? We're going to set this thing up with a mediocre line like that? Ok, whatever. So I've been off recording songs for movies, buying a second place to live...
and fucking my trophy wife. Not to mention doing creative art for a t-shirt business, hob knobbing with the local celebrities, and being an all around rock god. Any other questions?
Yeah, how much acid did you take to dream up THAT bullshit?
A lot, man. Right now I can't even feel my asshole.