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| It's been a long time, dad. It's great to see you again. | |
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| Listen, Jess, I gotta talk to you about your new husband. Sumthin' ain't right. | |
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| Is it that he records heavy metal songs with lyrics that are pro-homosexual marriage and sodomy? | |
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| No, no. I'm fine with that. | |
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| It's because he doesn't drink or smoke grass, isn't it? | |
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| That shit's UNAMERICAN, I TELL YOU! | |
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