For Jessica

Author: brycekain

Date: May 23, 2012

by brycekain
5-23-12
It's been a long time, dad. It's great to see you again.
Listen, Jess, I gotta talk to you about your new husband. Sumthin' ain't right.
Is it that he records heavy metal songs with lyrics that are pro-homosexual marriage and sodomy?
No, no. I'm fine with that.
It's because he doesn't drink or smoke grass, isn't it?
That shit's UNAMERICAN, I TELL YOU!