It's an R-Tard Romance

Author: brycekain

Date: June 20, 2012

by brycekain
6-20-12
I hate when chicks nag me. Chicks always nag me. I say the dumb asses can open their own doors and pay for their own dinners, dammit.
Oh you sweet, sweet man. I can change you. I know I can...
And you know what I hate? Chick flicks and chick TV. Like Sex and the City. And Hope Floats. And Lipstick Jungle. That shit SUUUUUUUCKS!
It will take some time and hard work. But I know, deep inside, I can turn this beautiful sweet man into my beloved Prince Charming...
Oh, and I hate Twilight.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!