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| I hate when chicks nag me. Chicks always nag me. I say the dumb asses can open their own doors and pay for their own dinners, dammit. | |
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| Oh you sweet, sweet man. I can change you. I know I can... | |
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| And you know what I hate? Chick flicks and chick TV. Like Sex and the City. And Hope Floats. And Lipstick Jungle. That shit SUUUUUUUCKS! | |
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| It will take some time and hard work. But I know, deep inside, I can turn this beautiful sweet man into my beloved Prince Charming... | |
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| GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE! | |
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