They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To

Author: brycekain

Date: June 21, 2012

by brycekain
6-21-12
OH MY GOD! JESUS CHRIST! I'M DYING! MAKE IT STOP, MOMMY! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!
What the heck is going on over there?!?
My 12 year old has a sunburn and my wife is applying sunscreen on the skin.
Oh no, your daughter sounds bad. Should you take her to the doctor??
My 12 year old is a boy and the sunburn is mild. *sigh* There go my dreams of retiring as a rich NFL dad.