If I Were a Stand-Up Comedian

Author: brycekain

Date: July 24, 2012

by brycekain
7-24-12
How I think I would be...
YOU SUCK!
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How others think I'd be...
YOU SUCK!
I get paid to suck. Unlike your mother who swallows junkie semen behind the 7-11 for food stamps.
What would probably happen...
You mother FUCKER!
Security!