A Day in the Life of Facebook

Author: brycekain

Date: August 9, 2012

by brycekain
8-09-12
I'm bored. Let's change some stuff around.
Well, our customers have been asking for a better inbox service, more transparent privacy policies, and for you to stop banning them from making new friends....
No....no... what else you got?
We could keep on annoying the shit out of them by randomly updating features no one cares about while blatantly disregarding what they ask for...?
Right! Let's do that! And then nap time!
As you wish, Mr. Zuckerberg.