Self Help This

Author: brycekain

Date: August 10, 2012

by brycekain
8-10-12
Sir, can I help you?
I'm looking for a book that can help me improve my self esteem. I'm feeling very depressed these days and I really could use some support.
I don't understand why I can't get a date. And my boss just demoted me down to the storeroom basement. I feel so all alone in this world. Why doesn't anybody love me...?
Oh honey, it's because you're uglier than fuck, that's all.
Got any books on mass murder?