CC (much love to HC, but this contest is fucking retarded.)

Author: brycekain

Date: August 24, 2012

by brycekain
8-24-12
Aha! It is I, Jesus!
Oh, you mean rotor turbines? They can generate gravitons.
CORNHOLE! CORNHOLE! CORNHOLE! CORNHOLE! CORNHOLE! CORNHOLE! CORNHOLE! CORNHOLE!
Groovy.
The first rule of --
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BLOODY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT