They Can't All Be Gems

Author: brycekain

Date: September 3, 2012

by brycekain
9-03-12
Pardon me, sir. I was wondering if I could ask you for your daughter's hand in marriage?
I don't have a daughter.
Oh, but you will after I knock up your wife with these gene-washed stem cell flowers. They're the latest thing out of Washington.
Fuckin' Obama.