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| Suicide hotline. How may I help you, sir? | |
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| I've been thinking about slitting my wrists and drowning myself in a bathtub. | |
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| A better option would be to swipe a gun from your dad's closet and shoot yourself in the temple. | |
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| um... wait, who the hell did I call? | |
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| Oh you got the number right, sir. It's my last day on the job so I don't really care. Anything else I can help you with or are you done whining? | |
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