Why Did the Chicken Cross the Strip?

Author: brycekain

Date: December 13, 2012

by brycekain
12-13-12
Ok, and you say that the vehicle was just a blur when it almost hit you?
Buckaw...
And now you want me to beat your face in with my genitals and play with your giblets?
BUCK?! BUCK?!
I don't know how many Vegas male escorts you've hired in the past to role play in your twisted fantasies, but that will certainly be MORE than 2 dollars, sir.
Just bend me over and fuck me like a tofurkey.