Dead Like Schwing

Author: brycekain

Date: December 29, 2012

by brycekain
12-29-12
Oh no. The skin is cold and shriveled up. Not much bloating.
I'm afraid this is not good at all, ma'am.
Well of course it's not good. He's dead.
No no, I mean his penis. It's the size of a green bean.
Look, am I going to get to ride this popsicle or can I get my money back?