I Vant to Suck Your Ashtray!

Author: brycekain

Date: January 24, 2013

by brycekain
1-24-13
BLAH! You have invited me into your house! Now I vill suck your blood!
Dressed like that? Boobaluh, you make me verklempt! And would it kill you to call your poor old mother once in a while?!
Ah crap, you're Jewish.