Fuck You, Samsung (based on a true story)

Author: brycekain

Date: June 5, 2013

by brycekain
6-05-13
I'd like to get a new cell phone. This Samsung locks up on me all the time. What can I get to replace it?
I would recommend getting the new Samsung 2.0
But I don't want a Samsung. This piece of crap hasn't worked right since day one and I'll be damned if I buy another Samsung ever again.
In that case I would recommend getting this Sprint home phone line installed for only $299. It works for all your phones and gadgets.
You've just stopped trying, haven't you?
I gave up the day they hired me.