Ho-Ho-Holy B&E

Author: brycekain

Date: January 17, 2014

by brycekain
1-17-14
As your lawyer, I am advising that you stop breaking into people's houses.
But... I'm Santa Claus!
Yeah, well, it's the 21st century and nobody believes in that crap anymore.
How will I get all those toys to the good girls and boys?
Ever heard of FedEx?
You mean those guys who deliver my gay porn every month?