Deep in the Heart of WTF?

Author: brycekain

Date: February 13, 2014

by brycekain
2-13-14
Snake filled drival. You will not pass.
I didn't ask for your opinion. Hybernate quaintly or I will kill you.
You can't kill me. I am Captain Chickenpants.
AAAAAAAHHHH!!
I warned you. Now I must use your ashes for dong filler. My body is quivering something fierce tonight.