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| It's from your girlfriend. | |
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| I am writing to inform you that we are breaking up. I can no longer be with someone who sings "Under the Sea" every time they fart. | |
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| But that's where I spend my every waking second. Why can I not get such simple pleasure from the irony of the situation? | |
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| Also you have no idea what the definition of "Irony" is. Go sell your guppie children and buy a dictionary. | |
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| Huey, Dewey, and Isaac Asimov tell her to go fuck herself. | |
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