The Trekkie Ventures Deep into the Woods of Planet WTF?

Author: brycekain

Date: February 14, 2014

by brycekain
2-14-14
These... things.... these beautiful... things.... what are they called...?
People. The beautiful people.
Ah yes. And what are their politics like exactly?
It's all relative to the size of their steeple.
I see. And if they climb to the top of this towering tree, can they see the entire forrest?
The fuck am I? A psychic?