Planet WTF: Harold Ramis, I'm Ready for My Close Up

Author: brycekain

Date: February 25, 2014

by brycekain
2-25-14
Harold Ramis's Ghost, I have asked you here to direct a movie for me. It'll be a propaganda film showing our government in a positive light.
We'll be giving food to the hungry, planting flowers for the local orphanage, and hanging out with Carrot Top to help write jokes.
And this will be a propaganda film because you do none of those things?
No, we do all of them. I just fucking hate Carrot Top. He'll be shipped off to Earth after we're done filming.
They won't like him there either. You're better off shooting him in the vagina on film to please the masses here.