Planet WTF: Religious Jokes Never Get Old

Author: brycekain

Date: March 1, 2014

by brycekain
3-01-14
I just arrived at your planet to research your local customs. Is this one of your churches?
We don't believe in Churches, per se. We believe in our Creator, the Kain.
He says all religion is false. Never hurt anyone, never worship a god, and never go to any church.
So what are you doing here?
Just hanging out.