Planet WTF: Bizarro Tandinuts Takes a Crack at a Cold One

Author: brycekain

Date: March 1, 2014

by brycekain
3-01-14
One minute I was performing a perfect surgery, then the next minute a weird police man walked into my room and told me what to do. And... and... and I did them!
hmmm... sounds like Bizarro Tandinuts has struck again.
He... he made... made me.... do things.... with the body.....
You mean...?
HE DROVE ME TO VEGAS AND TOLD ME TO MARRY THE DEAD MIDGET's TAMPON!!!