Planet WTF: Evil Corp Strikes Again!

Author: brycekain

Date: March 2, 2014

by brycekain
3-02-14
Somone tried to hack the eco system and everything is fucked.
I'm trying to stab all the sex dolls and douche bags that fell from the sky. Who would do this?
I'm guessing Evil Corp is behind this. They won't rest until all of the land is dark. And the moon is the only light we'll see.
They built their entire Mission Statement on a song by Ben E. King?
Worse. They saw the movie while on acid. Wil Wheaton is like a god to them.
That's just sick.