Planet WTF: She's a Maaaan Eater

Author: brycekain

Date: March 3, 2014

by brycekain
3-03-14
Dear God that woman is hot. Please let me get her phone number.
Not going to happen.
Why not?
That's The Kain's wife, Jessica. She eats guys like you for a living.
I'd let her eat my...
No, literally. She's a professional cannibal.