Planet WTF: Why The Chicken Crossed the Road

Author: brycekain

Date: March 8, 2014

by brycekain
3-08-14
I'm looking for a Mr. T. Chicken...?
The fuck do you want?
The last time you crossed the road, you caused several fatal injuries to some local drivers. I am here to bring you your karmatic judgement.
Great. Now take it and shove it in your shit cutter.
I'm going to be visiting you often, aren't I?
I keep moving, but you bastards keep obsessing about why.