Planet WTF: The Wuglia Has Awakened

Author: brycekain

Date: March 8, 2014

by brycekain
3-08-14
Hello. You may be wondering who, or what, I am. I am the Wulglia. Every few years the planets align in the PWTF solar system and everyone sleeps.
I awaken, spread presents across the land, bang all the married chicks, then leave before they wake up.
I'm kind of like Santa Claus only I look like a big gray Klingon dong.