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| Hello. You may be wondering who, or what, I am. I am the Wulglia. Every few years the planets align in the PWTF solar system and everyone sleeps. | |
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| I awaken, spread presents across the land, bang all the married chicks, then leave before they wake up. | |
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| I'm kind of like Santa Claus only I look like a big gray Klingon dong. | |
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