Planet WTF: Breaking Up is the Hardest Thing til You Squirt

Author: brycekain

Date: March 9, 2014

by brycekain
3-09-14
Not much further.
Where are we going?
We're transversing the Lair of Awesomesauce, trying to get to the Creator so we can beg for his mercy and ask him to put things right again.
Dude, is this about your ex? I can hack into her home security system and you can watch her shower any time you want.
Sorry. I just jizzed a little.
MY EYE!! IT'S IN MY EYE!!!