Planet WTF: The Kain Has Been Spotted!

Author: brycekain

Date: March 11, 2014

by brycekain
3-11-14
Hey, aren't you The Kain, Creator of Planet WTF?
This is the form I find most pleasing. If I were to show you my true form, your eyes and brain wouldn't be able to comprehend it and your skull would collapse into a pile of goo.
Oh. So you're just ugly then.
Watch it, fucker, or I'll turn you into a buttplug.
That's ok. At least then I'd get laid.