Planet WTF: The Evil Kain Clone May Be Coming

Author: brycekain

Date: March 12, 2014

by brycekain
3-12-14
It was a struggle, but I finally got his DNA.
Right-e-o. Now you should take it back to Evil Corp. and clone him, then genetically alter him to be a baddie!
But this is The Kain's DNA! What if he turns into a big hulking monster with a shark head and bear claws?
Then you should give your mother ecstacy and put them into a room together while you masturbate with a cheese grater. Ed Gein had a mother fetish. A fine upstanding man he was!
I'll make a condom out of her weenus!